25 random things about yours truly.

Hey kids!
It was a blah day today and I was stuck at home - down with the sickness. The sun gave a big 'H*LL TO THE NO!' to today, so it was gray and gloomy out. Normally on gross days like this, I just sit at the piano till something comes out. Today though, if I tried to write something I'd sound crazy. (And not in a hot way.) So anyway, I've received like 1000 of those 25 random thing notes from Facebook, but my ADHD has prevented me from focusing long enough to read any of them - let alone wanting to complete one. Buuuut, sick bed + laptop + free time =

25 Random things about moi! Why do I feel like I just jumped the shark? Anyway...

1. I really enjoy diet mango green tea from Kroger.

2. I hate being confined by clothes and wish there was an underwear-ist colony. I'd totally join.

3. If I could live anywhere, it'd be San Francisco in the mid 70's.

4. I've known since I was a teenager that I was going to marry Lenny Kravitz...or Michael Keaton...or Lee Majors from Fall Guy. I'm so gross.

5. I cry from laughing at least once a day - usually because of something my 13 year old nephew would find funny.

6. I proposed to a man once, but he thought I was pulling one of my dumb jokes. I totally wasn't!

7. I hate playing piano in public because I know I got that talent from my despicable Father.

8. I know every line from: Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Neverending Story, Revenge of the Sith, Batman 1 & 2, and Untamed Heart.

9. One day, I hope to slap Justin Timberlake, Ann Coulter, and Angelina HOlie. Especially her. How I'd love to smack the smug right off of her Morticia Adams looking face.

10. Biggie Smalls & I have the same b-day.

11. I love Target and CVS.

12. My 2 biggest regrets are marrying beneath my worth, and eating that extra slice of pizza at 3 this morning. Totally paying for both. ugh

13. I love cooking as much as singing, and writing more than talking.

14. I'm a Christian, but Buddha ain't no joke.

15. People think I'm social, but I'm not. I force myself to be so that people won't know I'm a freak. Wait, something tells me they already know. ugh

16. My dream is to sing harmony on Nightblindness with David Gray.

17. I used to be passionate about Slim Jim's when I was kid. You couldn't pay me to eat meat now. *Killing me not to make a dirty joke*

18. I wish QDoba would quit being lazy and start delivering...to my door...daily.

19. My favorite time of the day is 5am...in between dreams and awake....

20. I am strangely flattered and inspired when people don't like me.

21. I have crushes on Anderson Cooper (straight?) and Marc Jacobs (G-A-Y!) The more unavailable, the better apparently. I need help.

22. My first concert was Milli Vanilli with my friend Suzi.

23. I'm not a playa; I just crush a lot. I wish I could say that with a straight face.

24. I wish I had a strawberry Toaster Strudel right now. With a Mexican gumbo chaser.

25. I want to retire in Spain w/ Lenny Kravitz/Michael Keaton, a never-ending supply of soft rose wine from Oliver, a catalog of great songs, and the offspring very close by.



Oh, I'm sick so it made me think of this song. I saw these cats in concert this summer and they gave me a special shoutout - not joking. I felt pretty bad a$$. This is a good jam for today. Enjoy!
Love & Peace.
tl

5 comments

  • jim
    jim
    this is one of the best 25 random thing lists. you are one funny little girl. hot too. :)

    this is one of the best 25 random thing lists. you are one funny little girl. hot too. smile

  • Allison
    Allison
    I don't even know where to start! First of all, I cannot picture you at a Disturbed concert! And why did they give u a shout? That is so funny 2 me! My favorite is #9 - I would LUV to see you slap the shit out of anglina sluttie! :laugh::laugh:

    I don't even know where to start! First of all, I cannot picture you at a Disturbed concert! And why did they give u a shout? That is so funny 2 me!
    My favorite is #9 - I would LUV to see you slap the shit out of anglina sluttie! laughlaugh

  • MARC
    MARC
    LMAO! THAT IS GOOD! I LOVE YOU!!!:laugh::D

    LMAO! THAT IS GOOD! I LOVE YOU!!!laughbiggrin

  • Angie
    Angie
    underwearist colony? You are soo silly. how does your brain work? LOL:D

    underwearist colony? You are soo silly. how does your brain work? LOLbiggrin

  • Ron
    Ron
    Hey beautiful. Great list!:laugh:

    Hey beautiful. Great list!laugh

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