Can I get a witness!

Hey ya'll.

My big sisters friend posted this. (She hates when I refer to her as BIG sister, so it's my kid sister duty to continually do it.) Okay, I stole this from my BIG sisters friend. I said that I wouldn't discuss my personal political views, but there's nothing wrong with sharing those of a another (informed, correct, evolved, insightful, honest, dead-on) person, right? And it's just another chance to repeat that Sarah Palin looks EXACTLY like Jeanette Miller from Alvin & the Chipmunks. Okay, now I'm just being childish...sorry. (But you know she does!)


Ok ? now I am clear... or I am a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight.....

If you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic,
different.' Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American

If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim. Name your
kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.

Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable. Attend 5 different
small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded..

If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become the first
black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter registration drive
that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as a Constitutional Law
professor,spend 8 years as a State Senator representing a district with
over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's Health and Human
Services committee, spend 4 years in the United States Senate representing
a state of 13 million people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the
Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs
committees, you don't have any real leadership experience. If your total
resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city council and 6 years as
the mayor of a town with less than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor
of a state with only 650,000 people, then you're qualified to become the
country's second highest ranking executive.

If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while raising 2
beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you're not a real
Christian. If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left
your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're a
If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including the
proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of society. If ,
while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with no other
option in sex education in your state's school system while your unwed teen
daughter ends up pregnant, you're very responsible.
If your wife is a Harvard graduate laywer who gave up a position in a
prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her inner city community,
then gave that up to raise a family, your family's values don't represent
America's. If you're husband is nicknamed 'First Dude', with at least one
DWI conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote until
age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the secession of
Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

OK, much clearer now.:


  • Marc
    that is awesome that video is hiliarious by the way. how do you think of this stuff?:laugh::laugh::laugh:

    that is awesome

    that video is hiliarious by the way. how do you think of this stuff?laughlaughlaugh

  • wtf!


  • SuzieQ!
    that is good:D

    that is goodbiggrin

  • don
    so glad you don't give political views

    so glad you don't give political views

  • don
    LOL. She does look like her. You were right! Again. :rolleyes:

    LOL. She does look like her. You were right! Again.

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