I strongly dislike Jon Gosselin.




Yo Yo.
Okay, I need to vent real quick. I was just taking a little break and decided to check out the news on the web. No kidding. If I see Jon Gosselin's douchebag existence one more time presented as news - I am going to hurt someone. It's not just that he represents everything I hate about our society (and men, in general). What is really making me need a time-out is the fact that this pudgy little losers life is being forced down my throat. When I visit CNN.com - it's because I want to know what's going on in the world... about -gasp- newsworthy- people, places, and things. If I cared about some idiot reverting back to his adolescence post-divorce, I'd call my ex. (I'm only kidding! I'd never call him.)  
I just don't get how the media decides what stories to run with, and who exactly they think really cares to have them. I mean, we live on earth with almost 7 billion people. There should never be a slow news day!  
Lindsay Buckingham wrote a song called 'Murrow turning over in his grave', and it's one of my favorites. Ed Murrow presented the news with integrity and honesty... and actually presented.. NEWS! How I wish we could go back to those days. And if I ever see Jon Gosselin in a dark alley, he's gonna wish it too! UGH. Even typing his name is grossing me out.

Alright kids. I'm out. I don't have the stomach to sleep with a married Senator...or have a bunch of babies implanted... or marry and divorce the douchebag Father of said babies.... SO, I guess if I'm going to get some media face time, I'm going to have to do something of value. Hmm. What basketball star could I marry right quick? Kidding. Back to the piano.

love,
t


p.s If you're in Nashville, come out tomorrow night. Guitar player-extraordinaire Ryan Ridgeway and I are doing a short set at Celebrity Center. I'd love to see your little cyber faces in the flesh. ;)

6 comments

  • ry
    ry
    It's about time slacker! I'm happy to see a new post and happy to hear you're still your same sarcastic self! You are right, that guys a douche :laugh:

    It's about time slacker! I'm happy to see a new post and happy to hear you're still your same sarcastic self! You are right, that guys a douche

    laugh

  • Michele
    Michele
    I always wondered who decides that this or that is "news". Spot on, TIsh.

    I always wondered who decides that this or that is "news". Spot on, TIsh.

  • Nicholas
    Nicholas
    you're so funny:laugh: great music and blogs. if i was in tennesee i'd come.

    you're so funnylaugh great music and blogs. if i was in tennesee i'd come.

  • Lisa
    Lisa
    I'm with you, girl! I am so sick of seeing his stupid looking face. Thanks for making me laugh this morning. "Have a bunch of babies implanted" Hilarious!:D

    I'm with you, girl! I am so sick of seeing his stupid looking face. Thanks for making me laugh this morning. "Have a bunch of babies implanted" Hilarious!biggrin

  • Me
    Me
    You're the best, T. :love:

    You're the best, T. love

  • ric
    ric
    i come to your site all the time to listen to music. i didnt know you had a blog. i never pictured you being so funny! you pictures and music are so serious, sexy as hell but serious! miss tish got jokes too!!! :laugh::laugh: love you bella! muah! keep doing you. cant wait for ghost written. that photo is HAWT!:love::love: RMC

    i come to your site all the time to listen to music. i didnt know you had a blog. i never pictured you being so funny! you pictures and music are so serious, sexy as hell but serious! miss tish got jokes too!!! laughlaugh
    love you bella! muah! keep doing you. cant wait for ghost written. that photo is HAWT!lovelove

    RMC

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