Palin, Cornell, and Raspberry Vodka.

Top of the morning!
I went to bed last night at like 8:45, and slept until 7am - that's like a Guinness Book record for me. It's weird not being sleep-deprived. I'm thinking clearly, I'm not as grumpy, and my skin is a lovely shade of golden bronze. (I'm lying about the skin thing, but I needed a good sentence closer.) So since I'm working with all cylinders, I'll probably write about FDIC insurance rules, or how to solve global warming. Okay no. It's just going to be my usual nonsense. Here goes!

My house is like Holiday Inn. There's always one TV constantly set to CNN, it always smells like chlorine bleach and a Glade candle, and I'm always yelling: "Will you kids keep it down up there - I'm trying to sleep!" Seriously though, last night I fell asleep watching Lou Dobbs on CNN. Let me tell you - that will mess you up! I kept dreaming about the feds, Lehman Brothers, and that dang Sarah Palin. I'm so not going to discuss my political views because I wouldn't want to offend anyone. (Especially potential CD buyers. nudge, nudge.) Having said that, something ain't right with that woman. First off, she looks EXACTLY like Jeanette Miller from Alvin & the Chipmunks. (Don't even act like you don't know who the Chipettes are.) Secondly, she reminds me of every teacher I ever had in school who condescendingly said to me: "I'm not quite sure 'singer' is a career-goal, but I'm sure you'll do just fine with whatever you choose, honey." (Insert fake smile.) Thirdly, she totally reminds me of those Moms that look all perfect at Michael's Arts & Crafts, but then go home, sits the kids in front of a Veggie Tales video, and gets all crunked up on Dexatrim and raspberry vodka (chugged out of a Vitamin Water bottle). I don't know - she just creeps me out.
Anyway, I have lots to do today so I'm off to conquer the world. The song below hasĀ been in my head since last night, so it's my song of the day. Plus, I frequently have dreams of Chris Cornell and T.I fighting over my hand in marriage. (T.I wins, by the way.)

Kisses and Hugs.
t

Sarah

3 comments

  • wtf!
    wtf!
    now thats some funny ish. you did not call her a chipette! but she she does look like her for real!

    now thats some funny ish. you did not call her a chipette! but she she does look like her for real!

  • Marc
    Marc
    What is your obsession with TI?! :laugh:

    What is your obsession with TI?! laugh

  • jim
    jim
    i just read this. you are so stupid! lol why did you call that lady jeanette? and yes - i do remember the chipettes. lmao:laugh:

    i just read this. you are so stupid! lol why did you call that lady jeanette? and yes - i do remember the chipettes. lmaolaugh

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